My Reality

Hi there! I’m Kirsty May Brown, a Certified Somatic Sexological Bodyworker (CSB) & Certified Embodiment Coach based in London.

I am a highly trained, experienced and specialised holistic trauma-informed practitioner with lived experience of neurodivergence (AuDHD), body based trauma and burnout.

I operate my practice with the utmost respect for comfort and transparency. Clients regularly express gratitude for my ability to hold space without judgement in a manner of honour, kindness and care.

I have many varied interests and areas of expertise, including ethical spiritualism, fascial communication, the art of embodied and/or erotique ritual and sacred sexuality.

I work with individuals looking to

  • unwind trapped trauma in the body stored from unresolved conflict or incidents

  • find or embed authenticity and their sense of self / identity

  • develop and maintain confidence throughout life and its challenges

  • explore embodiment, meditation and the vital euphoria of life

  • live, laugh and love - but for REAL.

My professional background spans the realms of government, charity, health, and academia, providing me with a well-rounded and endlessly transferable skill set.

As a self published author, poet, aspiring songwriter & budding musician I bring a creative and intuitive approach to our sessions, ensuring that our work together is both transformative and engaging.

I've carefully crafted a safe, supportive, and non-judgmental space where you can fearlessly explore your sexuality, tap into your innate wisdom, and unlock the joy, pleasure, and connection that lie within. Our work together is a collaborative process, guided by your enthusiastic, embodied, and informed consent every step of the way. My role is to support you in unlearning limiting patterns, reconnecting with your authentic self, and claiming the pleasure that is your birthright.

Fully Certified, Accredited & Insured Practitioner

  • Certified Somatic Sexological Bodyworker (CSSB/CSB) - Sea School of Embodiment, 2021

    Certified Embodied Sex Coach - Sea School of Embodiment, 2021

    Polyvagal Theory & PTSD Yoga - Rewire Therapy, 2021

    Certified Art Therapist - Evergreen Certifications, 2022

    Womens Trauma Coach - PESI, 2022

    Polyvagal Theory & PTSD Yoga - Rewire Therapy, 2021

    ADHD Coach - Evergreen Certifications, 2023

    2:1 Bachelor of Arts Degree in Politics & International Relations -The University of Leeds - 2014

    Author of ‘The Inheritants’ - Burton-Brown Publishing

    Featured Author in Short Story & Poetry Anthologies - Assorted Publishers

  • Somatic Trauma Healing ; Embodied Conflict Resolution & Non Violent Communication ; Mind Body Toolkit for Change & Transformation ; Somatic Attachment Healing ; Creating Concious Relationships ; Embodied Boundaries & Resilience ; Healing Intergenerational Trauma ; Embodying Creativity ; Embodying Leadership ; Embodying Resilience ; Embodying Love & Relationships; Trauma & Healing Through Somatics & Yoga ; Healing with Nature: Embodiment and Ecopsychology ; Embodied Transformation & Liberation ; Renew & Manifest ; Deep Rest & Restoration ; Mind-Body Medicine ;Plant Medicine & Psychedelic Assisted Therapies ;Boundaries & Self Care ; Body As Nature ; Genesis of Wellbeing ; Embodied Journey Within

     

  • Orgasmic Magick / Sexual Sorcery

    Altered Conciousness

    Channelling States

    Quantum Jumping/Shifting

    Human Design

    Reiki 

    Yoga for Complex PTSD

    Tarot & Divination

  • Piano
    Singing
    Dance - Salsa, Hip-Hop, Estatic
    Orgasmic Yoga - Intermediate

As a Professional Member of the Association of Certified Sexological Bodyworkers (ACSB) and the Association of Somatic and Integrative Sexologists (ASIS), I strictly follow their ethical codes in all client work. Each session’s modality—whether bodywork or coaching—will be clearly agreed upon in advance, and we won’t switch approaches without a prior, open conversation and your consent. To ensure clarity, I recommend we avoid frequent changes between modalities.

I deeply respect your trust and the sensitive nature of our work. Your confidentiality is paramount: I will never share details of our sessions or even acknowledge our professional relationship, except if there is a risk of harm to you or others, or if you ask me to collaborate with another professional (with your explicit permission).

For my professional growth, I participate in regular supervision and mentoring, where I may discuss our work in general terms but never share identifying details.

If we encounter each other in community spaces or events, I will follow your lead on how we interact, always maintaining your privacy.

My practice is rooted in consent, boundaries, and empowerment, inspired by Betty Martin’s Wheel of Consent. I am mindful of the power dynamics in our relationship and strive to support your autonomy.

To maintain professional boundaries, I do not form personal friendships or romantic relationships with current, potential, or recent clients (for at least one year after our last session).

Client Testimonies

“The embodiment work allowed me to energetically release decades of shame and be seen fully for the first time. I’m so grateful.”
— Sarah, Group Container Client
“Kirsty May’s approach is refreshing...I feel like other therapists I’ve seen don’t really listen, they just fit what you say to get to where they want to go...with Kirsty May I get to make my own way.”
— Thomas, 1:1 Client
“Kirsty May is a gifted sexological bodywork and embodied coaching practitioner who holds the therapeutic space in a calm and supportive way. As a result of our sessions, I finally feel at home within myself and safe in my own body...”
— Anna, 1:1 Client
““I wanted to express how much I enjoyed our session, it was such a wonderful experience for me and I do appreciate that it was so liberating and also very spiritual for me, it is quite hard to describe but I loved it and I cannot wait for our next session.” ”
— Mark, 1:1 Client
“Kirsty actually helped me. I have had bad experiences with therapists so was wary of trying somatics but Kirsty put me at ease. It was good not to have to talk, instead we got to just feel.”
— Prefers Anonymity, 1:1 Client
“After just two sessions I gained so much confidence...I’m so glad I opened up the curtain to you.”
— Jenny, 1:1 Client
“Wow! This body based therapy is powerful stuff!! I wasn’t really prepared for what would surface but Kirsty was so kind and patient we got further than I imagined when making the appointment. I can’t recommend her highly enough”
— Lauren, 1:1 Client
“Through these sessions, I rekindled an unwavering connection with my body as source of power and truth. Kirsty is a profound guide.”
— Michelle, Group Container Client

Your essence is impossible to summarise.

Particularly in a world that often stifles our somatic sexual health, freedom, and education. All you truly need to know about me is that I'm here to champion your right to an embodied, erotic, and authentic life. Through our work together, you'll discover newfound spaciousness, security, and resilience within yourself, allowing you to navigate life's challenges with grace and ease. Get ready to embark on a profound journey of self-exploration, healing, and transformation.

Whether you're seeking to heal from trauma, explore your sexuality, or simply deepen your connection to yourself, I welcome you with open arms. No judgment, no expectations – just a commitment to your growth and empowerment.

Are you ready to choose yourself, choose pleasure, and feel truly alive? Let's embark on this transformative journey together.

Wishing you peace and joy in whatever you choose,

Kirsty May

At Somatic Reality, I empower and support you to fully embrace and enhance the reality you live in to find your own sense of authenticity, confidence and pure joy.

You deserve to live, not survive.

You deserve pleasure, passion and peace.

Let me help you believe that - because believing is key to achieving.